Cal Naughton Jr.
Hey, Ricky. It's me, Cal. Just want you to know, I got your back, bro, no matter what. There's something I want to get off my chest....and it's about that summer when you went away to community college. I got an offer to do Playgirl magazine...and I did it. I did a full spread for Playgirl magazine. I mean spread, man. I pulled my butt apart and stuff..and I was totally nude and it was weird. I mean...you probably didn't hear about it because I went under the name of Mike Honcho. But I just wanted you to know that. If you could hear me if it got into your brain somehow..that I spread my butt cheeks as Mike Honcho...Hey Ricky. Ricky! Come on man, wake up. Are you faking it? (He gets closer to Bobby) Are you faking it? Fake it!! I don't know how much longer I can take seeing you like this. I am not gonna let you die here....like some vegetable. I'm gonna put an end to this right now. Get all this crap off you. You don't need any of this crap. (Grabs his pillow). This is it. This is how it ends. This is how Shake and Bake ends. It's shadow time, buddy. It's time to go home to Jesus. Goodbye, buddy...."
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