Kelly McGillis, she's heterosexuality. She's saying: no, no,
no, no, no, no, go the normal way, play by the rules, go the normal way.
They're saying no, go the gay way, be the gay way, go for the gay way,
all right? That is what's going on throughout that whole movie... He goes
to her house, all right? It looks like they're going to have sex, you
know, they're just kind of sitting back, he's takin' a shower and everything.
They don't have sex. He gets on the motorcycle, drives away. She's like,
"What the f#@k, what the f#@k is going on here?" Next scene, next scene
you see her, she's in the elevator, she is dressed like a guy. She's got
the cap on, she's got the aviator glasses, she's wearing the same jacket
that the Iceman wears. She is, okay, this is how I gotta get this guy,
this guy's going towards the gay way, I gotta bring him back, I gotta
bring him back from the gay way, so I'm do that through subterfuge, I'm
gonna dress like a man. All right? That is how she approaches it. Okay,
now let me just ask you--I'm gonna digress for two seconds here. I met
this girl Amy here, she's like floating around here and everything. Now,
she just got divorced, right?...All right, but the REAL ending of the
movie is when they fight the MIGs at the end, all right? Because he has
passed over into the gay way. They are this gay fighting f#@king force,
all right? And they're beating the Russians, the gays are beating the
Russians. And it's over, and they f#@king land, and Iceman's been trying
to get Maverick the entire time, and finally, he's got him, all right?
And what is the last f#@king line that they have together? They're all
hugging and kissing and happy with each other, and Ice comes up to Maverick,
and he says, "Man, you can ride my tail, anytime!" And what does Maverick
say? "You can ride mine!" Swordfight! Swordfight! F#@kin' A, man!
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