President Rufus T. Firefly
I'd be unworthy of the high trust
that's been placed in me if I didn't do everything in my power to keep our
beloved Freedonia in peace with the world. I'd be only too happy to meet
with Ambassador Trentino,
and offer him on behalf of my country the right hand of good fellowship.
And I feel sure he will accept this gesture in the spirit of which it is
offered. But suppose he doesn't. A fine thing that'll be. I hold out my
hand and he refuses to accept. That'll add a lot to my prestige, won't it?
Me, the head of a country, snubbed by a forgein ambassador. Who does he
think he is, that he can come here, and make a sap of me in front of all
my people? Think of it - I hold out my hand and that hyena refuses to
accept. Why, the cheap ball-pushing swine, he'll never get away with it I
tell you, he'll never get away with it! So, you refuse to shake hands with me, eh?
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