Stars! Are you kidding me? I took Rin Tin Tin out for a sh!t,
for Christ's sakes. I taught Shirley Temple how to roller-skate. I saw
Fatty Arbuckle regurgitate three cheese sandwiches right on the spot you're
sitting, kid. I remember Marilyn used to come down at night and doze off
in the kitchen. She liked the sound of the fans out back spinning around.
Sure, these were stars, kid. Errol Flynn used to call me "Alibi." You'll
pick up a few stories yourself, kid.
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