Stephanie, are you crazy! You can't wear that around
here...Where do you think you are, the "St. Mary's School for Girls",
cutie, you're downtown now. You can't wear that bandana around your ankle,
like some little fashion accessory! You'll get us both killed! (Beat)
Yeah it looks great...but sorry...you're not wearing it. You'll see a
lot fo kids around here wearing bandanas on their heads and it's not because
it goes with their shirt. They are like signs of association and sources
of pride, or somehting like that...oh, and good luck if you DON'T happen
to be familiar with, "The Code". Oh man, and heaven forbid you put a wrong
color on, or wear it because it's cute...you could get yourself messed-up!
Yesterday, I thought I'd have a little fun and wear that bandana my little
brother gave me, with the good ole Red, White, and Blue, United States
Flag printed on it...You should have seen the looks on their faces, they
didn't know whether to throw me a peace sign or beat me up...but you can
forget about it, I'm not wearing enough under arm deodorant to try that
stunt again today, so please, just take it off!
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