As young as I am, I have observed these three swashers.
I am boy to all three; but all three, though they would serve me, could
not be man to me; for indeed three such antics do not amount to a man.
For Bardolph, he is white-livered and red-faced; by the means whereof
'a faces it out, but fights not. For Pistol, he hath a killing tongue
and a quiet sword; by the means whereof 'a breaks word and keeps whole
weapons. For Nym, he hath heard that men of few words are the best men,
and therefore he scorns to say his prayers, lest 'a should be thought
a coward; but his few bad words are matched with as few good deeds, for
'a never broke any man's head but his own, and that was against a post
when he was drunk. They will steal anything, and call it purchase. Bardolph
stole a lute-case, bore it twelve leagues, and sold it for three halfpence.
Nym and Bardolph are sworn brothers in filching, and in Calais they stole
a fire-shovel. I knew by that piece of service the men would carry coals.
They would have me as familiar with men's pockets as their gloves or handkerchers;
which makes much against my manhood, if I should take from another's pocket
to put into mine; for it is plain pocketing up of wrongs. I must leave
them and seek some better service. Their villainy goes against my weak
stomach, and therefore I must cast it up.
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