Tom "Boss" Finley
What in tarnation are you laughing at? Then shut up! Only idiots laugh at nothing. When I was called down from the red clay hills where I was born...barefoot and hungry, called by the voice of God, which I was...(phone rings) .Will somebody pick up that damn phone? I ain't never forgot what I was called for. I didn't build a land of milk and honey only to see some egghead...I've hawked and spit all my life and I'll go on hawking and spitting til the end of my days. You can bet on that. (he spits) And when I answer those scurrilous charges on the TV tomorrow night...I expect you to be there....."
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