Men and Women Why are Men and Women so different? This is what I think happened... God creates man and a few days later was thinking like "Oh Oh" It's true. Why else would he be saying stuff like... "It's not good for man to be alone" Like we need a babysitter or something So he gets busy and creates woman; his answer to man gone sideways women were built to bring organization and order to the world While men seem to have been built to take things apart or blow stuff up Women mature sooner than men do. And More than we do. Girls are ready for life at 17-18. While 30yr old Guys are still riding bikes off cliffs, skateboarding down hand rails and trying to get their heads around having to leave home someday soon. Here's a story about that male immaturity I've worked as a lifeguard 16yrs. After 3hrs in the water teaching lessons we all hit the shower. Each of the guard rooms have only one shower. So you freeze while you wait your turn. Now I found out, the girls aren't bothered showering under that one shower head... Together. Guys just aren't mature enough for that. This one time I was all wet and cold waiting for my turn to shower While the other lifeguard, Tyler, is just coming out. Well I couldn't wait so I start to get in. And while we're trying to get past each other it happened. .................Our Butts touch... Now me realizing this is a critical incident. Not wanting any permanent emotional damage from this, figure we better talk about it. So I say "Tyler?" He says "Yes Don" "did our butts just touch?" *there's an awkward silence* Tyler's says- "yeah but we don't talk about that Don" Now being the older, wiser, supposedly more mature; I say - "Yeah your right, forget it". Now, if we'd been the mature adults we're supposed to be..... We'd have talked this through and probably have agreed it wasn't that bad, And to be honest, it felt pretty good. But women worry more than men do They worry about what they eat or they worry more about what they are seen ordering Really! next time your out for dinner with your friends have a look at the women when the food arrives Women are more concerned about what the other women have on they're plates You'll see them checking out what each other is about to put in their bodies, adding up the calories. They don't want to be the one that ordered the 'Fat dinner' Cuz it affects their reputation but they don't want to miss out on the best meal either. So they'll go ahead and order some veggy delight or whatever they feel will look best when it arrives. Then it happens..........

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