Inventions are great, they make life easier.
One of my favorites is toilet paper.
We go through thousands of rolls every year.
I visited Thailand and noticed they don't use it much.
And their bums get cleaner than ours.
They have a great system for the clean up after a poo.
Every toilet has a hose with a gun-like spray nozzle.
After you finish, you just stick the nozzle in under yourself and spray it all clean.
Works great, and it feels pretty good too.
They have paper, but that's for the foreigners
they can't afford to use it like we do.
But they really appreciated us using the paperless system.
So I thought I'd export one of our paper saving ideas....
We first saw Snot rocketing on our TV screens watching the Football game.
In between plays with nothing to film, the Camera pans to some player at the side line.
Who reaches up, blocks off one nostril and launches a booger into the grass
Snot Rocketing got prime time advertising
A new tissue free way of clearing nasal passages catches on.
Snot Rocketing soon becomes the trade mark of a 'real athlete'.
Women have been slower to........
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